Maybe you no is knowing this, but my mama is doing graduate schoolings to become a
Here is what her professor said about it: "This is a very original and creative fun project! Dogs can play an important role as reading animals to kids." Grade: A.
You're welcome, Mama! I will accept payment in the form of chewies and treats. Eleventy of each, to be precise.
Also you may has noticed that I has had a dogblogging absence lately. I has been very busy protecting the farm and also protecting my house by sleeping vigilantly in it. Because it is easier for me to reach the keyboards when I is in Mama's lap, I prefers to does my bloggings while I is sitting on her. And Mama has been doing other things that no involve me. Like schoolings and workings and I no even knows what other kind of boring things; what she can find to do that is fun and no includes me?
In fact, there is a plan in the workings that involves leaving me at grandpa man's house while Mama, Daddy and people sister go driving very far away to see my catses cousin Tater Tot! Maybe they also will see Aunt Dana, who is having a wedding to her lovely man-person. Not only is they going to visit a catses, but they is leaving me with GRETCHEN. So again I will has a dogblogging absence, since I no will has the lap I needs to do my best writings.
And why they no brings me? They will be in a downtown hotel for four whole days! They could be bringing me continental breakfastings to the room and letting me pee in the elevator. Instead I will be fighting with Gretchen for space on the couch and will be extremely monitored for potential monster chicken escapades.
Feel free to send any petitions to free me (Reuben) from grandpa man's house for 4 days to:
Thank yous for your support, I love you alls.