Reuben's book giveaway!

Yes friends, it is the time for me to give away a copy of my new book, A Guide to Braveries for Small Dogs! If you is doing things like leaving a comment on my dogblog, liking my Face Books page, and Tweetering about ME, then you gets like eleventy hundred entries (typist's note: it is actually up to 7). So what you is waiting for; put your logins in the thingy down there and soon you can be learning my many wisdoms and knowledges! Especially about peeing on things and chewing. Contest runs until midnight (EST) on Wednesday, so make sure to does those entries very soon.

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Pee S. This is my first such of a giveaway; please let me know if you has any questions. I has a ginormous sorry, but contest is open to U.S. peoples, dogs and even catses only. My Kindle book will be coming out very soon and I plans to does a giveaway for all of the internashinals.

How you no can melt when fixed by the gaze of my beautiful brown  eyes?

Black-and-white Sundae AND haiku

I has been trying my paw at some haikus this morning. What does you think?

Stinky, wet and blue; 

growling fiercely to protect - 

I love my chewy. 

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To snooze is to dream

of chasing chickens all day;

I barks in my sleep.

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Sweetly frosted face,

us senior dogs is awesome.

Adopt one today!

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What happens to food

left in the bowl when I's done?

There no is any.

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Bark bark bark ruff ruff!

Chasing Hatfield is the best,

but I won't dead him. 

An epic meeting of the minds (and other parts too): Garth Riley and Reuben

Friends, the ginourmous dachshund party I attended at a castle this past Saturday - 

what, you no is believing this story already?

Well guess whats, I has proofs! 

proofs.

 I was there to sell copies of my book and meet other wiener dogs and eat treats and stuff, but a major highlight of my day was meeting Garth Riley himself, in the furs. My words no could does this illustrious meeting justice, so instead I will illustrate it in photos.

I would hearby like to apologize to Garth, Garth's mama and daddy, my people sister, my publisher, my mama, that black and tan dachshund bystander, some various people childrens walking by, and the entire Wiener Roast Festival Committee. It was unbecoming behavior for a dog such as myself, and all I has to say in my own defense is that Garth smells really, really interesting.

Now... I hopes to post some more Wiener Roast photos soon, but for now I leaves you with.... the Pet Blogger Mall! Go does a following of them if you no has already; there will be many chewies and treats there to be purchased in exchange for green papers! And what better way to show your love for the blogging communities than by, you know, buying stuffs from them, so they can buy more treats and chewies for me? I mean, for us. 

Mothering Day in the U S of As

Friends, if you is living in the U S of As, probably you is knowing that today is the day that we honors our mothers for doing nice things, and we does this by doing nice things back for thems. Wait, shouldn't this be every day? That is what my mama thinks, anyway. in honors of my mama, these is some photos of us and people sister from the 2013 NC Wiener Roast yesterday.    

Now friends, there was many amazing things that happened during the festivitals. If you is following my Face Books, then you has sawed some of the photos already! One of the highlights for me was meeting my dogblogging friend Garth Riley for the first time in personals. Howevers, in order to keep this auspishious day about our mamas, I will detail the events of this highly entertaining story on a future day. Hey look, Daddy got flowers!

So happy mothering day to all the mamas, grandmas, furmamas, single dad mamas, multi-species mamas, adoptive mamas, pairs of mamas, and all other kinds of mamas that there is.

Wordless Wednesday.... with my catses cousin Tater Tot?!

I no even has the words to explain how horrifying this smiling cat is. That is why it is called "Wordless Wednesday."

A box of chewies and treats for Reuben!

Friends, the lady in the blue pants rang my doorbell and ranned away yesterday, AGAIN. I was very busy with my nap and I no appreciated the interruption, for of course my resounding barks was required. But when I sawed what she left on my porch, I was glad instead! I is so proud to has winned a prize in Gizmo and Finn's illustrious Parking Day, and here is some photos of the floppy tongue joy this box broughted to me. 

People sister helped me open the box.

OMD what it is? Is it mine?

OMFD it is SQUEAKY. MUST HAVE NOW.

Hold on a minute, I wants that thingy too!

Seriously, people sister - this NO IS COOL.

You asked for it - THE BITEY FACE,

If I sit on them, they becomes mine forever.

chewys... treats... they're all here! 'sigh'

It is hard to see in this photo, but next to the Kong treats is a dog poop bag dispenser. People sister thoughted it was so neat that we went for a walk to test it out right away! (It was still Mama's job to clean up the poop though). It has been raining here for about eleventy hundred days, and it was just the right moment in between of the showers too. 

OMD, this is so embarassing.

I  kicked really hard to cover it up.

But Mama still finded it and putted it in this bag. The poop, I means.

This is a gratuitous photo of my personal Self being stubborn on my walk. Boyz 2 Men was WRONG when they said we comed to the end of the road.

So thank you very much, Gizmo and Finn. I love my stuffs and you is both Good Dogs.

Now, friends, I has a few things I want to does remindings of. One of thems is that MY book, the one I wroted with my own two paws (and like almost no helps from Mama), is going to be featured in the grand openings of the Pet Blogger Mall!  Soon there will be a big store on the internets that sells all kinds of stuffs made by pet bloggers like myself. This place is gonna be so pawsome - can you imagine the possibilities for that strange time of year when peoples bring trees into the house and expect you to no pee on them? So go subscribe to the mall blog so you can gets all the details as they happens. 

Here is my next announcing: this very Saturday, May 11, is the North Carolina Wiener Roast.  Held annually at Castle McCullough (seriously, it is a flipping castle), it is the best and biggest dachshund party that ever there has been in the whole entire world. I mean, out of all the ones I has attended. Okay, this is the only one I has attended. And it was basically the funnest day ever. And this year I will be there again, sitting on my very own table, selling copies of my book! I knows that Garth Riley will be stopping by to say hello, and if any others of my friends is semi-near to Greensboro, NC, you should come too (I's looking at you, Madi!). Proceeds from this lovely event will goes to Almost Home Dachshund Rescue  and Dachshund Rescue of North America. I promise to no pee on you or even try to dead you if you comes to visit me there. Of course, it will help if you brings treats. 

Best.... day..... ever!!!

Black-and-white Sundae