Disclaimer

I is not responsible for any of these things if they happen to you after you read my dogblog:

• feelings of inferiority
• scuffles with any of the following: orange cats, cats of other colors, dogs (any), squirrels, possums, or mail carriers
• increased vigilant napping (when you looks like you is sleeping, but in fact you is listening for danger)
• impulsively buying a tongue-stretcher on the internets
• increased digging and/or kicking
• increased demands for belly rubs
• inordinate amounts of peeing on things

I takes your safeties very seriously. And none of these events is my fault.