Disclaimer

I is not responsible for any of these things if they happen to you after you read my dogblog:
  • feelings of inferiority
  • scuffles with any of the following: orange cats, cats of other colors, dogs (any), squirrels, possums, or mail carriers
  • increased vigilant napping (when you looks like you is sleeping, but in fact you is listening for danger)
  • impulsively buying a tongue-stretcher on the internets
  • increased digging and/or kicking
  • increased demands for belly rubs
  • inordinate amounts of peeing on things

I takes your safeties very seriously. And none of these events is my fault.

4 comments:

  1. Reuben,

    You're hilarious! But very smart to include this disclaimer. I've been struggling with the urge to buy a tongue-stretcher.

    Garth

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  2. WE just saw that BOL funny Reuben.
    Best wishes Molly

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  3. bahahahhahahaha oh my gosh i can't this is too amazing <3

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