A Q&A with some of my favorite spammers

Recently I has been getting some interesting spam commentaries on my dogblog. Of course, they no makes it to publications, since my lovely Blogger filter catches all of thems, but still I gets a pee-mail when a new spam commentary comes in. I thought it would be interesting to gather all of my favorite spammers into a forum to has a discussion. So I did. And here is a transcript of the Q & A portions:

Uggh I is so tired of spams; can I has roast beefs instead?!

"With overnight payday loans you can fetch the loan amount in varied ranging from $100 to $1500 with the time period of 14 to 31 days."  -Spamasaurus Rex

Thank you for your question, Spamasaurus Rex. But.....Fetch?! Okay, clearly you no has been reading my dogblog for very long, if at all. I no is the kind of dog to does a fetching. I make my mama do all of the fetching for me. Next commentary, please.

"I read this post completely regarding the comparison of hottest and preceding technologies, it's amazing article." - Spammy McSpammerson

Hello Spammy, what an interesting commentary. Yes it is true, I is a dog of many technologicals. I has even figured how to connect my typewriter to the innertubes! You is correct, my technologics skills is amazing. I should talk more about this in my dogbloggings. Next please..... yes, you there in the back? 

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Excuse me for a moment.... I's sorry, Abraspam, I no can stop laughing..... ok, I gathers my Self together to discuss your commentary. Ahem. Now. You seems to be saying that my spellings  no is perfect. So I invites you to come back another time, like when you has learned how to use capital letters and punctuations. Next!

"great pics!!!! very country side effect, love your outfit so chic and lovely!!!"  - Spamanda Bynes

Well thank yous very much, Spamanda, my cavedog sweater IS both chic AND lovely. And yes it is true, some of my stories is set in the countrysides, since I is both a city dog and a farm dog. I is very impressed to find a spammer who has actually been reading my dogblog. Next questioning, please?

"Sweet history. Tends to make me personally desire to be greater. Thanks for expressing. You happen to be amazing." - Sarah Silverspam

Yes it is true Sarah - I is amazing. Really there no is any more to be said on that subject, I think that pretty much covers it. Next questioning..... hold on, is you..... Charlie Spam?!

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Now look here Charlie Spam - you has sanked pathetically low to be leaving dogblog comments that sneakily redirects to reruns of your extremely awful sadly cancelled show. What's that? Oh, your show is still running? But you no is in it? Hmmm, I no can imagine why. But seriously, does you has nothing better to does than spam up my dogblog? That is very sad, Charlie Spam. Very sad. But not sad enough for me to care that much.


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Now I would like to know from you, dogblogger friends; does you gets spams on your dogblogs too, and if so, is they as insightful and interesting as the spams on mine?