Friends, today I has two things to tell you of. One involves sausage. The other involves... well, if you follows me on Face Books then already you knows of this travesty.
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| oh, the horrors.... I remembers it like it was yesterday.... oh wait, it was yesterday. |
Anyways, a few days ago we did a campfire and some cookings out at the farm! I ated many delicious things. First up was the sausage! I ated it so fast you no even can see it.
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| sausage stealth mode! |
Then an entire veggie burger felled on the ground! First I ated the bread (that should tell you how I feels about veggie burgers).
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| *nomnomnomnomnom* |
Then I ated the burger part.
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| I liked the bread part better, Mama! |
Guess what fell next? A corn!
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| It is a foodstuff and a chewy, all rolled up into one! |
I use the term "fell" loosely. Perhaps you can see in this photo how I is helping myself to some foodstuffs on top of the cooler (blue with white lid, behind fire):
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| Daddy, you forgotted to give me these foodstuffs! So I will take them. |
It was a very nice evening.
Then....
Yesterday I was out in the yard, checking my pee-mails.
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| Just copies me on the attachment and pdf it for me, okays? |
Then I worked on perfecting my post-pee kick. Does you see the flying grass?
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| This is what I think of your bmp image!!! |
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| Can I help yous, White Fuzzy? |
But...
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| ..... |
This time he and/or she no was nice. We had quite an exchange of barkings and growlings through the fence. I has to let him and/or her know who is boss! (Hint: it is me). However, the events that took place next made me question this whole "boss" thing:
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| AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!11!!1 |
Yes it is true, Mama grabbed me and, right in front of White Fuzzy and the whole neighborhood, rudely drenched me in WATERS and SOAP!.... what's that Mama? Oh, she wants me to add that it was extremely warm yesterday and hose water would has felt refreshing, if I was the kind of dog who liked waters. I no does. Then I aerodynamically dried my Self.
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| Look at the aerodynamicals on my ears! |
Then I sat in Mama's lap to finish drying off.
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| I think I still loves you, even though you has tried to kill me with waters and disgusting soaps |
Next time this happens to me, Reuben, I is hoping that you all will call FBI during the horrible proceedings, for surely this kind of thing is illegal in 87 states.
Oh goodness, that's horrible! The sausage part was great, though... But splashing you in public is just unacceptable!
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My Jack'shund gets wild rounds of applause for his post-pee kick.
ReplyDeleteBetween the breach of peace contract and this attempted murder, I think you need to flee for safety. At least they gave you a veggie burger :) Hang in there Reuben.
ReplyDeleteWe do the pee-mail kick, but SHE says we're signing with a flourish. Sometimes you have to open the 'self service department' at barbecues and stuff because the humans start having a good time and forget us.
ReplyDeleteThat hose incident in PUBLIC is disgraceful. You have our full backing if you want to go to court.
XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
That bbq looks awesome! And I am very sorry about the b-a-t-h travesty. I can't believe you had to have a hosing off outside! How rude!
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Holy crap you REALLY did have a big ole BBQ. BOL...All you were missing were the baked beans, BOL
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How degrading to be washed and soaped in front of White Fuzzy! This is an outrage! We hopes the rest of your weekend is much better, Reuben. XOXO
ReplyDeleteYou got SAUSAGES?!?!? Wowie, Reuben, that totally makes up for getting wet and soapy. I only like corns when they are popped up all white and fluffy.
ReplyDeleteps: If I do not gets to be the winner of the Petties, I hope you win. On account of you are one funny dude.
My Reuben well done with the foodables. Pity about the bath , next time hide pal. Have a super Sunday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly.
Pawsome job Reuben on scarfing all the food that you can! Tho, we would have stayed away from the veggie burger. That should be the first indication that something in OZ just ain't right!
ReplyDeleteThen to be grabbed like you was in front of white fluffy! We thinks that white fluffy now knows who the boss REALLY is! (and it ain't either of you two. It would be the lady with the soaps).
Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin
Truly you are had done by. Sending you love. Hailey and Zaphod
ReplyDeleteThe cookout sounded great, Maggie and Duke are jealous of all the food you were able to nom. Sorry to hear about the embarrassing outdoor bath. Loved the 'aerodynamicals' on your ears though. :)
ReplyDeleteLoved to hear about your campfire and falling food stuffs! You are so funny Reuben, those pee mail stories were hi-larious. Hope you weren't too degraded by the b. a. t. h.
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Dear Reuben,
ReplyDeleteYour story had such a happy start. I think I was drooling a little bit. And then...
The terrible-horrible-no-good-very-bad-thing-called-bath! Oh no!!!
You have my deepest sympathies.
Licks,
Cobi
You look a bit like a wolverine eating that burger bun. What a fierce creature you are. No wonder you needed to be hosed off.
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Dexter
Oh my gosh ... drenched with a hose, out in public!! The Furmanity of all!
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Sarah & le Weens
http://doxiejibberish.blogspot.com/
You got a bath in front of the next door dude? Doesn't your mom know anything? How are you supposed to be the boss if you are drenched in water?
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Oh how horrible for you! But at least you got a good feast.
ReplyDeleteOh the horrors!! Not in front of everyone. I am sure this will not effect your neigborhood credit, maybe.
ReplyDeleteAnd next time you have a cook out I'd be happy to come. But I do not eat veggie burgers. I like veggies but to make it into a burger is WRONG!
Blessings,
Goose