|oh, the horrors.... I remembers it like it was yesterday.... oh wait, it was yesterday.|
|sausage stealth mode!|
Then I ated the burger part.
|I liked the bread part better, Mama!|
Guess what fell next? A corn!
|It is a foodstuff and a chewy, all rolled up into one!|
I use the term "fell" loosely. Perhaps you can see in this photo how I is helping myself to some foodstuffs on top of the cooler (blue with white lid, behind fire):
|Daddy, you forgotted to give me these foodstuffs! So I will take them.|
It was a very nice evening.
Yesterday I was out in the yard, checking my pee-mails.
|Just copies me on the attachment and pdf it for me, okays?|
Then I worked on perfecting my post-pee kick. Does you see the flying grass?
|This is what I think of your bmp image!!!|
Next thing I knowed, White Fuzzy from next door was watching me.
|Can I help yous, White Fuzzy?|
This time he and/or she no was nice. We had quite an exchange of barkings and growlings through the fence. I has to let him and/or her know who is boss! (Hint: it is me). However, the events that took place next made me question this whole "boss" thing:
Yes it is true, Mama grabbed me and, right in front of White Fuzzy and the whole neighborhood, rudely drenched me in WATERS and SOAP!.... what's that Mama? Oh, she wants me to add that it was extremely warm yesterday and hose water would has felt refreshing, if I was the kind of dog who liked waters. I no does. Then I aerodynamically dried my Self.
|Look at the aerodynamicals on my ears!|
Then I sat in Mama's lap to finish drying off.
|I think I still loves you, even though you has tried to kill me with waters and disgusting soaps|
Next time this happens to me, Reuben, I is hoping that you all will call FBI during the horrible proceedings, for surely this kind of thing is illegal in 87 states.