Thursday, October 18, 2012

A fairy tale about Reuben, by me, Reuben.

Once upon a times there was a brave and handsome wiener dog named Reuben. One day when he was sleeping, his mama said to him "Reuben.... wannagoforawalk? goforawalk?" His humble and modest answer was a robust scampering across the floor, nails clicking at very high speeds. However, Reuben's mama had a forgetful and she no could find his leash. Or her camera. Reuben was too excited to not goforawalk, so Reuben's mama picked him up and they bravely journeyed to a magical and faraway place - the park across the street.

I is much bigger than this, by the ways
Once they had forded the wide and dangerous street, Reuben being carried like the important dog that he was, he was set free to roam off-leash in the park! The smells was dizzying, there was one here - and there - and another one over there - hold on, he needs to check that first spot again - and still another one there. And at all of these critical spots he nobly lifted his leg to define the boundaries of his kingdom.

this is a file photo.
Brave Reuben was sniffing his way through the park when suddenly he camed across a great field of bumpy obstacles. They was everywhere, coating the ground like dew! But they no was dew - they was brown and lumpy and there was eleventy million of them. Reuben forged ahead through the dangers, stepping on bumps and slip-sliding around. Finally he emerged from the great bumpy forest.....Mama, be quiets! I no knows what "acorns" is, but these certainly no was that.... now where was I..... oh yes. He emerged and then saw the item he has been questing after, the holy grails, if you will: a half-eated ham sandwich on the ground!

just like when I had ground sandwich at the cookout!
After one really good sniff he snapped the sandwich up into his fearsome jowls. It was delicious. suddenly his mama, who had turned into a dragon, swooped down and carried Reuben off! He bravely held the ham sandwich in his mouth for as long as he could, but it is a very difficult thing to does when you has almost no tooths, like magnificent Reuben. The dragon carried Reuben for 87 miles.... no Mama, it no was ten steps, it was 87 miles!.... before finally setting him down on the ground. Reuben was so dazed from the whole experience that he forgotted all about the ham sandwich and went to sniff something else. Then the dragon-Mama camed back, carried him back across the street and into his castle, where she feeded him bacons from a package in the food cabinet. Then he went back to sleep. Vigilant sleep.

zzzzz.... sandwich....zzzzz.....dragons....zzzzzz......acorns... no, not acorns.
The End.


21 comments:

  1. Yikes! You've got some adventure going on there!

    Sam

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  2. What a fun day Reuben. Glad you forgot about the Ham and had your food from home... Just to be safe! :)

    Misty the long haired miniature dachshund and her mommy Tanya

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  3. That was a very nice story. I'm glad you found a sandwich!

    Poppy

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  4. OMD OMD REUBEN... WHAT a MAGNIFICENT Day you did have. I just have one question... what were those NON-Acorns???

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  5. And Reubens lived happily ever after......

    What a wonderful story my furend. A ham sandwich and all.... Such a pawsome fairy tale.

    Hugs,
    Lily Belle & Muffin

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  6. What an exciting adventure. You sure are brave, Reuben...oh, Sir Reuben. Such a great story.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  7. Sir Reuben, I love your fairy tale - full of snacks and sniffs and wooden adventure!

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  8. Oh Reuben, that sammich looked... dirty!

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  9. What an awesome story Reubin! We thinks you are very lucky to have a fairy tale story to tell us! We don't have any fairy tale stories so we aren't lucky like you! Our mom has failed us!

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  10. OMD what an adventure, I was on the edge of my pillow!!! I am sorry you missed out on the yummy treat sandwich.

    Loveys Sasha

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  11. You are such a brave soul Rueben!! What an incredible journey, I'm glad you made it all the way through! :-D

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  12. You are too funny Ruben...and you really DO have a huge, floppy tongue :)

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  13. I simply love you Reuben. Everything about you. :)

    Sarah & le Weens
    http://doxiejibberish.blogspot.com/

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  14. Oh no poor ham sandwich lying lonely in the park. Tutt tutt dragon mum. Poor you Reuben you were brave to try and hold onto it. Have a fabulous Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  15. Reuben! That was the most awesome and scary kind of fairy tale! We are so glad you are back safe and sound in your castle!

    Sam and Pippen

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  16. What a pawsome feather tale story dat was, Reuben! Buttttt...whatevers happened to da hammy samich?

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  17. What a horrible dragon. I hope you find a ham sandwich again soon. Hailey and Zaphod

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  18. That was the best story I ever heard of! That sandwich was no match for your jowls! Enjoy your rest
    Cotton

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  19. i think your dreams have become reality, reuben! my mom also becomes a dragon as well when i eat stuff off the street....

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