|What's that, Blue? No, I no has a red Humpy bed upstairs, what is you talking about?|
Once upon a time there was a brave and handsome wiener dog named Reuben. He loved chewing almost as much as he loved eating. One day he was chewing so hard that he felled asleep with his chewy in his mouth.
Reuben hugged his chewy to his stout and manly chest.
Then his Mama very rudely woked him up with a flashy box.
|I hope you has a good reason for this, Mama. Like bacons.|
She no had a good reason, she was just being rude.
|You is getting a little close to Chewy, Mama, and it is MINE.|
|It's you and me against the world, Chewy.|
He knowed that as long as Chewy was by his side, there was nothing he no could accomplish.
|Except for getting my tongue back in my mouth.|
Until the brave and handsome wiener dog felled asleep once again and his Mama took his chewy away. Something about how it was making him "psychotic" and "unbearable to live with."
|zzzzz.....Daddy..... stealing chewy......must bite him..... zzzzzz....|
A fairy tale by me, Reuben, a brave and handsome wiener dog.