Wednesday, August 29, 2012

the beautiful story of the love between a Dog and his Chewy

Some male dogs is falling in love with female dogs, I has noticed. However, this is something I no has an interest in for two reasons: 1) The vet has stoled my nuggets and B) my two Humpy Beds (both Red and Blue) is more than enough for my manly pursuits. It takes a lot of work to keep them happy, let me tells you.

What's that, Blue? No, I no has a red Humpy bed upstairs, what is you talking about?
No friends, the love I feel is pretty much all reserved for my mama and my chewies. So please do an allowing of me to present the beautiful story of the love between a dog and his chewy.

Once upon a time there was a brave and handsome wiener dog named Reuben. He loved chewing almost as much as he loved eating. One day he was chewing so hard that he felled asleep with his chewy in his mouth.

dachshund chewing
Then his Mama very rudely woked him up with a flashy box.

dachshund looking at the camera
I hope you has a good reason for this, Mama. Like bacons.
She no had a good reason, she was just being rude.

dachshund hugging his blue chewy
You is getting a little close to Chewy, Mama, and it is MINE.

 Reuben hugged his chewy to his stout and manly chest.

dachshund hugging his blue chewy
It's you and me against the world, Chewy.
He knowed that as long as Chewy was by his side, there was nothing he no could accomplish.

dachshund hugging his blue chewy
Except for getting my tongue back in my mouth.
Until the brave and handsome wiener dog felled asleep once again and his Mama took his chewy away. Something about how it was making him "psychotic" and "unbearable to live with."

dachshund sleeping with tongue hanging out
zzzzz.....Daddy..... stealing chewy......must bite him..... zzzzzz....

The End.
A fairy tale by me, Reuben, a brave and handsome wiener dog.


  1. Awww that's a cute pic of you snuggling with your chewy Reuben. Our doxie Ollie loves his chewy - it never leaves his side. He takes it to bed, outside, holds it in his mouth when he pees... But he lets us take it from him because then we can throw it to him and and he can chase after it. Actually, that only works once or twice and then he runs outside with it so we don't take it away.

  2. I think I just saw Blue Humpy Bed on Plenty of Fish saying she was 'separated'. Might want to pay some attention there, buddy-boy!

    Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,

  3. That was a very touching story Reuben <3

  4. All of my dachshunds have been Totally Serious Wiener Dogs, once they got to be adults. Not into playing, not into chewies. I have missed that, since I would love to indulge my Daisy with toys and chewies.

    I'm very glad that you are feeling so much better, Reuben.

  5. Reuben
    I keep your phone lines open. A Hollywood Agent will be calling you soon to negotiate a deal for movie rights to this story. It has all the ingredients for a box office smash.
    hugs Madi your BFFF

  6. BOL! I love your fairy tale. No bacon when woken up? Surely you must make her pay!!

  7. That is a wonderful story but your mom may have a point with the concept of all things in moderation. But maybe if you check the small print your chewy is exempt!

    Your friends,

    Murphy & Stanley

  8. Bwhahahahaha...okay, I seriously busted my butt when I fell afters readin' bouts your Humpy Beds! Da vet took my bits too...but I is a girl.
    I don't knows why you look so sweet an innocent layin' theres with your is a doxie, you can't be dat innocent...hehehehe.
    Dude, you cracks me up.


  9. Deew Bwave and Handsome Weuben
    That was a most wondewful stowy about youw Chewy..I hope he is not gone fuwwevew..I dont't think the beds awe as good a fwiend to hug as Chewy is
    smoochie kisses

  10. Reuben that should be the next doglet block buster. To chew or not to chew.....hmmm silly question! Have a great Wednesday.
    Best wishes Molly

  11. And he lived happily ever after.....

    What a great story Reuben! We were almost in tears reading it. Definately gonna be on the NY Times bestest seller list.

    Lily Belle

  12. Reuben... I can NOT believe you have TWO HUMPY beds. You Lucky GUY YOU!!!

  13. Dear Reuben,

    Apart from my people, bones, and dogs who run fast after balls... oh, and my boyfriend-dog Simon...

    Apart from those things, my favorite thing in the world is my beloved Puffie.

    Puffie is round like a big Ball. When I drop him down the stairs he bounces most pleasingly. When I bite on him really hard he makes a WHONK noise.

    His fur used to be soft like mine, but now it is spikey and hard. When I asked my person why, she said "dog spit". I'm not sure I understand...

    But I love Puffie anyways.

    You are lucky that you have have Chewey!

    Licks and wags,

  14. What a sad ending....

    Are Reuben and the Chewy reunited??

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

  15. What a great story, Reuben! I have a stuffie that looks almost like yours, except he is long and purple. His name is Loofah. My favorite toy!


  16. you are adorable all snuggly
    Benny & Lily

  17. Reuben, you look so sweet all sleepy and snuggy. I am sad for your Chewy.

    Loveys Sasha

  18. Oh Reuben...your cute tongue is a charm. I'm sure Chewy has never attempted to put it back in your mouth because it's what makes you special.

    Huggies and Cheese,


  19. Oh goodness! Mommy woke you up and no gived you bacons?!!! That's a Reuben CRISIS!
    Cotton the ninja dog :D

  20. Hello Reuben
    We love your fairy tale and we love you too! You are so hilarious (specially the bit about the beds, a-hahahahahaha!)
    Hope you regain control of Chewy, good luck.
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

  21. OH my gosh Reuben, You are so darn cute and funny.


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