|Aahhhh a freakishly long-legged dachshund-labrador mix!|
The lovely photo above is from when I first gotted to the farm. Here is a little bit of backgrounds: Gretchen, the doxie you see here who is trying to attack my beautiful tongue, used to live with us. However she was annoying and also we think part-wolf, for she spent all of her time doing escapings and romping gleefully through the cities. So Gretchen went to live on Grandpa's farm, where she could run free in the wild. Then Grandpa's neighbors got big frowny faces, even though all she ever does is try to lick people to death and jump into their laps. So now she gots to be tied up outside, and she is a Very Sad Dog. I is looking into electric fence options to contain her annoyingness to Grandpa's properties.
|I'm Gretchen and I'm Beautiful yet Highly Annoying|
|Food food food food food|
Mama tooked Gretchen's foodstuffs away from me, on account of how I is a very stout kind of dog.
|Mama, can I has the foods that you think is Gretchen's but really they is mine?|
Below you will find Gretchen, too dumb to know about my attempts to eat all of her foodstuffs.
|I'm Gretchen and I has many more tooths than Reuben. Hehehe.|
Then I had to go back outside to pee on some stuff. This picture also has a blurry, but if you look closely you will see the best right leg extension ever executed on a pee spot cover up kick.
|See that red squiggly? It is Gretchen's leash, hehehehe|
All these butterflies was hanging out, but they no has beauties like mine!
|Is that butterfly prettier than me? No, it no is.|
Then..... it was time..... for my Big Adventure!
|I fertilized the soil by pooping on it!|
Then my wild animal instincts emerged and I ran and ran and ran! I was pretty much the fastest thing ever.
|Also I beat Gretchen at a race, but you no can tell from this photo.|
I decided I no was stinky enough, so I rolled in something gross.
|I must be the stinkiest Reuben I can be!|
|I loves to shake, the farm is a very good place for that.|
|They all is looking good. Good to pee on, anyway.|
|Also we was tongue twins. Best... picture.... ever.|
|Something no feels right..... and it feels like Gretchen too.|
In other newses, tomorrow I has my dentals at Vet. Aaaahhhhh! Probably it is for real this time; I no can escape with that whole "bloodwork thing" again. Please think of me tomorrow while I is having my tooths stolen. I will try very hard to be brave. Actually I always is brave, I no even has to try.