We gots four dogs in the family that you should has knowings about:
|Me (the most important one).|
Has you noticed that 2.5 out of these 4 dogs is dachshunds? (Gretchen has mixings with labrador). That is the kind of family we is - appreciative of correct-sized legs and extreme braveries.
I has seen Winnie before when she was very very small, but now she is bigger. At first I no had an interested.
|Hmmm, you smells like a dog. A boring dog.|
|Stop following me, boring dog.|
|Seriously, this is what I thinks of you.|
Then I started to has a mind-changing.
|Hmm, you has a more interesting kind of smell than I thoughted.|
|Usually I no does this until the second date, but.....|
|OMG I has a new girlfriend!!1!|
The next thing I know there is Mama, and Winnie's mama, and grandpa man too, and everyone says "no Reuben, you no can hump the puppy!" Puppy?! She no tolded me that! I thought she was 18 months old at least! And then I find out that also she is my second cousin with some removals too!
|Stop doing followings of me, wanton temptress!|
Luckily, Leah saved the day.
|You knows he is a grumpy old man, right?|
|This was the best shot we gotted.|
Then I noticed something with many interestings....
|Where I has seen this before?|
Oh yeah, Maisy has the same chewy as mine! The special one I gotted from Pet Smart!
|Does you think Maisy has stoled mine and painted it pink?|
Then Grandpa man gaved me some people food and I felled asleep in Mama's lap. Gretchen had many jealousies for my likings of Winnie! Next time I will be more of a gentlemans.... actually, I no will remember any of this, and I will try to hump her again. I no can help it; I is a dog!