I has had a lovely afternoon doing some visitings with families last Sunday. Of course, all of the whole families loves to see me and my floppy tongue joy, and no loves to see Gretchen, who growls at Maisy, pees on the floor and runs away.
We gots four dogs in the family that you should has knowings about:
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| Me (the most important one). |
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| Maisy. |
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Unfortunately Gretchen.
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| Winnie. |
Has you noticed that 2.5 out of these 4 dogs is dachshunds? (Gretchen has mixings with labrador). That is the kind of family we is - appreciative of correct-sized legs and extreme braveries.
I has seen Winnie before when she was very very small, but now she is bigger. At first I no had an interested.
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| Hmmm, you smells like a dog. A boring dog. |
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| Stop following me, boring dog. |
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Seriously, this is what I thinks of you.
Then I started to has a mind-changing. |
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| Hmm, you has a more interesting kind of smell than I thoughted. |
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| Usually I no does this until the second date, but..... |
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| OMG I has a new girlfriend!!1! |
The next thing I know there is Mama, and Winnie's mama, and grandpa man too, and everyone says "no Reuben, you no can hump the puppy!" Puppy?! She no tolded me that! I thought she was 18 months old at least! And then I find out that also she is my second cousin with some removals too!
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| Stop doing followings of me, wanton temptress! |
Luckily, Leah saved the day.
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| You knows he is a grumpy old man, right? |
So the next thing we did was try to take a picture of all three wiener dogs together.
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| This was the best shot we gotted. |
Then I noticed something with many interestings....
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| Where I has seen this before? |
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| Does you think Maisy has stoled mine and painted it pink?
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Then Grandpa man gaved me some people food and I felled asleep in Mama's lap. Gretchen had many jealousies for my likings of Winnie! Next time I will be more of a gentlemans.... actually, I no will remember any of this, and I will try to hump her again. I no can help it; I is a dog!
Wishing you and yours a Happy 4th of July.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
the pic of your blog is good.
ReplyDeleteHow funny. She did come on to you mate, no wonder you were confused.
ReplyDeleteLooks like you had a great time and are still top dog!
XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
Thanks Reuben for sharing your day with us. You gotta remember, always know who you're bumpin before you do the humpin! That was a close call...
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Lily Belle
Thanks for sharing your adventure with us, you look healthy and well taken care of.
ReplyDeleteMust be all the yummy nutritious food.
Hi Reuben! We saw your bloggie on The World According To Garth and just had to stop by. Now, my Mommy is in love with you and your siblings! She says ya'll are just adorable! We hope you can visit us sometime. Purrs from all of us at Prancer Pie - Prancer, Princess, Precious, and Princeton. (oh, and Mommy)
ReplyDeleteWe saw that you were a 2012 Petties Finalist and dropped by to congratulate you. We will vote for you daily!
ReplyDeleteHug and Congratulations,
Haopee
I think she looked at least 18 months old, too. I think no jury in the country would convict you.
ReplyDeleteShelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,
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Reuben! You old devil, you. You gotta' watch out for the girl puppies. They will take advantage of our susceptibility to their charm and female doggieness.
ReplyDeleteNo wonder you're a finalist for funniest blog! This made me laugh out loud!
your pal,
Garth