Sunday, July 1, 2012

Here I does some previews of my book

I has been hard at work on my book Braveries: A Guide for Small Dogs, by Me, a Big Dog Named Reuben. Here is a preview of some of the chapters and subjects I is covering in this groundbreaking work:

  • barkings
  • homeland securities
  • Reuben's story time
  • peeings
  • vacuum cleaners
  • intruders of all species and levels of fuzziness
  • Reuben solves many global issues
  • internet safety
  • protecting your chewy
  • Felinus Infestus Domesticus
  • pre-emptive growlings
and much more! 

cute dachshund
What does you think, is this a good author photo?

If, as a Small Dog, or as a Big Dog (like me) with advices to give, please let me know if there is any additional subjects you thinks I should cover, and I will does my best to provide wisdoms on those subjects. If you will do excusings for me, now I has to figure out where all of my writings is, for I has my notebook, my Words document and my Blogger draft. Now where was that chapter on vacuum cleaners....


  1. OMD! We can't wait to read your book once you complete it. That's sooooo exciting!! I think your picture is JUST pawfect!

    Lily Belle

  2. This sounds riveting. We plan to laugh and cry... bark and howl.... sniff and chuff... Because if it's about you it bound to be good!!!

    Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,

  3. Hi Rueben it is very nice to meet a handsome Doxie. The first family pet here 37 years ago was a mighty mini Doxie named Toto. He must have been quite special since the peeps still tell Toto stories. We are in Raleigh where are you.
    Madi and mom

    1. I lives in the Triad, just a stone's throwing away!

  4. Cool Reuben and we are looking forward to it's coming together. Use us all as a sounding board. I just wanted to add sleeping arrangements as I have space management issues. Have fun with it and we will help you in anyway if you need it.
    Best wishes Molly

  5. i think these are all great things to cover! each deserves their own chapter :) and that photo is great (but you look great in every picture :))

  6. We think that pretty much covers it....except maybe how to train a human.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

  7. We think there should definitely be a chapter on training humans - those doggie classes we go to are our continued efforts to train Mom to feed us lots of treats. Our Mom is a bit of a slow study, so she needs LOTS of training - it's a tough job, but well worth it! And the lady who is helping us train Mom says senior doggies are great in doggie classes because they totally can train their parents to dole out all sorts of goodies!

    Great book - we can't wait to read it!

    *kissey face*
    -Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

  8. Great author photo!! You got my full support, buddy:)

  9. You look very handsome in your author photo. Good luck on the book. :)

  10. i wanna reserve a copy of your book so i can read it to my toyfriends at bedtime! BOL! good luck typing!


  11. Can't wait for your book to come out! Perhaps there should be a chapter about how to avoid being dressed up as a tin man for Halloween?

    your pal,


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