The rumors is true: I, Reuben, is writing a book!

Things has been pretty quiet around here lately. Mama does her computer works and I help by sleeping vigilantly next to her. Daddy goes to some faraway and mythical place, which is also called "works;" I no has an understand why. Leah goes to another place I has only seen from the outside, and it is called "schools."

This is me, vigilantly awake.

And here I is vigilantly asleep.

Here is another reason I has quiets: I is saving up all my intelligences and brainpowers for the new book I is writing! Yes friends, it is true: I, Reuben, is writing my very own book. Some of you may remember I has discussed a project before called "A Small Dog's Guide to Braveries." This task has too many monumentals  for me to complete it on my dogblog, so I has decided to write a book to impart my many wisdoms on the subject of braveries to other dogs who no is as big and brave as me. As a Very Large Dog, it is my honorable duty to teach the smaller ones the finer points of barkings, peeings, protecting foodstuffs and showing chewies who is boss. (Hint: it is me).

What a hardworking dog I is!

I may has less dogbloggings while I completes my book, so I hopes you will still visit me, and even I will let you pee in my yard while you is here. I will pee right over it, of course, but I assure you it is a very great honor. Oh, my friend Ralphie is helping my book to get publishings, so when it hits #1 in the Amazons, you can says that you knew me way back in the olden days of when I no was famous!....  ok, actually I will has happies if even one of my dogblogger or Face Books friends reads it.