|This is me, vigilantly awake.|
|And here I is vigilantly asleep.|
Here is another reason I has quiets: I is saving up all my intelligences and brainpowers for the new book I is writing! Yes friends, it is true: I, Reuben, is writing my very own book. Some of you may remember I has discussed a project before called "A Small Dog's Guide to Braveries." This task has too many monumentals for me to complete it on my dogblog, so I has decided to write a book to impart my many wisdoms on the subject of braveries to other dogs who no is as big and brave as me. As a Very Large Dog, it is my honorable duty to teach the smaller ones the finer points of barkings, peeings, protecting foodstuffs and showing chewies who is boss. (Hint: it is me).
|What a hardworking dog I is!|
I may has less dogbloggings while I completes my book, so I hopes you will still visit me, and even I will let you pee in my yard while you is here. I will pee right over it, of course, but I assure you it is a very great honor. Oh, my friend Ralphie is helping my book to get publishings, so when it hits #1 in the Amazons, you can says that you knew me way back in the olden days of when I no was famous!.... ok, actually I will has happies if even one of my dogblogger or Face Books friends reads it.