|I humbly waits for belly rubs.|
1. Describe yourself in 7 words:
Brave and handsome dachshund with floppy tongue!
2. What keeps you up at night?
Intruders! Well, the threat of intruders. Even when I is sleeping soundly all through the nights, still I sleeps vigilantly in case of intruders.
3. Who would you like to be?
I would like to be the quality control inspector at the place where they makes the foodstuffs. I tests every one to make sure they has the best possible taste!
4. What are you wearing right now?
Mostly I is wearing my dignity. Oh, and my collar too.
5. What scares you?
What a silly question! I no is scared of anything, ever. Sometimes peoples think I is scared when I is shaking, like in these circumstances: baths, Rottweilers, doors at PetSmart, vacuum cleaner. It is because I get very COLD at these times. I shakes due to COLD, not FEAR!
6. The best and worst of blogging?
The best is showing how handsome, brave and smart I is! However, I would has more tail wags if more of my Face Books friends would read it! (AHEM Face Books friends... ;)
7. Last website you've visited?
You no saw my last answer? Of course it was Face Books. I likes to share interesting articles, pictures, and philosophical thoughts. Sometimes I also writes about peeing and eating my own barf.
8. One thing you'd change about yourself?
I is a perfect dog! Well... although my floppy tongue makes me even more extremely adorable, it is floppy because my former owners (whoever they is) no tooked care of my tooths. Now most of my lovely tooths is gone, and I has degeneration in my jaw. Sometimes I gets toothaches. And when I tries to bite Gretchen, my tooths come out! So I would give myself some beautiful healthy tooths.
Now I think I gots to tag some good dogs! Let me see...
Freddy the Weiner Dog
Snoopy's Dog Blog
Most of my friends is Face Books dogs, and they no has dogblogs like me. So I is thinking I needs some more dogblog friends! If you reads my blog, I lets you pee in my yard! It is a very big honor, I assure you!