It is because I is a very kind and caring dog, and also I is very humble. I no wanted to make other dogs feel bad about how big they are, or how brave, since I am pretty much the biggest, bravest dog ever.
However, I has come to realize that I no can contain my largeness and my braveries anymore. And so because I is also a very truthful dog, I tells it like it is.
Aren't I a good dog?
Yes, I is.
|Also, I is adorable.|