Friends, yesterday I had slightly-delayed 4th of July celebration that I has given the highly creative name of "6th of July" to. Me and Mama and Daddy and People Sister wented to Grandpa man's house (which of course is where Gretchen lives), and Great Auntie C camed over with her dog Maisy, and my BFF Daisy camed over from next door. As the only male kind of dog in this arrangement, I thoughted I would get all the attentions. This turned out to NO be true!
|Ladies... I is over here... please to no crowd all around me at once.|
|Um... I said I is over here.... hello?|
|Oh hi there Maisy, what's that? You is on your way to kitchen? Okays, see you later I guess.|
|Doesn't ANYDOG want to play with me?|
But all of that was forgotted when I gotted THIS:
|Holy molies, my very own hot dog, all for my Self!|
|I see how it is, Daisy. You only wants me for my hot dog, you harpy!|
Then Daisy gotted sent home because she rudely ated Gretchen's hamburger. Then Gretchen did that thing she does where she goes and stands near Maisy and annoys her, so Maisy started growling at her. Meanwhile, I was content to finish my hot dog and then walk around peeing on many, many things. But then..... THIS started to happen:
|Great Auntie C, it's a twister!|
It no was a twister, just our thrice-daily thunderstorm. I got up on the car to bark those thunderboomers away! (Okay, Mama lifted me onto the car).
|Grrrrrrr thunderboomers, I will dead you!|
Then I gotted busy looking at my handsome self in the car window.
|Why the ladies no wants a piece of Reuben? I looks amazing.|
And before I knowed it....
|AAAHHHH here it comes, run for your lifes!!!1!!11!|
Oh well - at least we had an hour without rain to has our picnic. Now friends, I must mention that Daisy - who WAS my BFF - is now BFFs with Gretchen and not me. Probably on account of how Gretchen likes to "play" and "run around" and "jump," and other things that senior wieners like myself is too dignified to does. I played a little bit with Daisy, but mostly she and Gretchen just taked off and ignored me - Reuben. Now I has yet ANOTHER reason to be mad at Gretchen - as if I needed another one!