Mama lefted me at home. Stop. Alone with only Hatfield and Daddy. Stop. Took people sister and went to beach. Stop. Please send bacons. Stop. I means....
No stop. Please continue sending bacons to help me through these difficult times. I repeats, DO NOT STOP SENDING BACONS.
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| Until we meets again, people sister. *sob* |
Dear Reuben,
ReplyDeleteThis is a heartfelt plea. I broke into the fridge. I found some bacon. I was going to mail it to you... but... well... I ate it.
It was very tasty.
I am sorry for your hurting. Now my tummy hurts too.
Licks,
Cobi
Oh Reuben, what a despicable trick. We don't have any bacon....and besides, by the time it got to you, everything would be okay again.
ReplyDeleteXXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
Oh that wuz really not nice. An'we Beaglebratz haz no baconz neether - our mom never buyz any. So sorry.
ReplyDeleteMay-b if u git x-tra, u can send us sum.
Shiloh'n Diva Shasta
Dear Reuben, our bacons are in the freezer...if we send them now they might be cooked by the time they reach you. Or your moma and people sister will be home...
ReplyDelete-Otto, Bart and Ruby
Reuben, found bacon. Stop. Sendin' bacon. Stop. Ooops, I also ate bacon. Stop. Gots Ma's plastic to buy more bacon. Stop. Bought tons of bacon. Stop.
ReplyDeleteSendin' it before Ma notices. Stop. Should be there by mornin'. Stop.
Blamin' huge plastic card bill on squirrels. Stop.
Enjoy. Stop.
Kisses,
Ruby
Sending bacon ontop of cheeseburgers. Should get you through a few hours!
ReplyDeletePoor you Reuben......stop.......no not stop.......sending bacons. Have a serene Sunday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
We're sorry that they lefted you Reuben, that's just not right!
ReplyDeleteWe're gonna send you a PIG. That way you will have plenty of bacon for this dire emergency.
Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin
Oh nos! We will send you as much bacon as we can afford on our allowance!
ReplyDeleteSam
We were gonna send you 87 POUNDS of Bacon.. butt ERNIE the Blubber Butt ate a BUNCH of it... WE sent What was left... So sorry you were lefted like this.
ReplyDeleteAhh they be home soon you can make it! Love Dolly
ReplyDeleteOh my Dog - the abuse!
ReplyDeleteWe are going to the bacon shop right now... hold on!
Dip Bridge and Elliot x
On Reuben you poor dawg...Wish you'd come to my cookie tasting...I gave away lots of bacon treats...Have a few left I'm sending you via mystic doggie transport tunnel
ReplyDeletePoow Weuben
ReplyDeletei hopes those Bacon delivewies awwive to help you thwoo this howwendoosly twying time
Stop
smoochie kisses
ASTA
Uh-oh, Reuben. Alone without bacons is a sad story. I can't send you any bacons. Somebody ate them all. Who would do such a thing......?
ReplyDeleteLove and bacon-flavored licks,
Cupcake
You poor thing! She deserted you. Hopefully you will get those bacons
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
We feel your pain. Our Lady is leaving us this week. If we have any bacon left after drowning our sorrows we will send you some. Lee and Phod
ReplyDeleteLOL. With so many stops in that message, how can you be sure that the bacons weren't mistaken for what's supposed to be stop. I think you need to call Mommy!
ReplyDeleteI love the idea of people sending bacon!!
ReplyDeleteWe think your mom and people sister should nevers leave you... unless they leave you with a magic stack of bacon... you know where you take one off and another auto-magically appears.
ReplyDeleteThe beach? Yeah, our mom doesn't like them either... and bacon won't make it up to her.
Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,
http://simpaticodreams.blogspot.com/
Bacon is on its way, watch for the UPS guy and you will smell it coming. Try not to attack him
ReplyDeleteLoveys Sasha