Saturday, June 1, 2013

Mama and people sister has leaved me. STOP.

Mama lefted me at home. Stop. Alone with only Hatfield and Daddy. Stop. Took people sister and went to beach. Stop. Please send bacons. Stop. I means....

No stop. Please continue sending bacons to help me through these difficult times. I repeats, DO NOT STOP SENDING BACONS.

Until we meets again, people sister. *sob*
Only bacons can heal this kind of hurting.


  1. Dear Reuben,

    This is a heartfelt plea. I broke into the fridge. I found some bacon. I was going to mail it to you... but... well... I ate it.

    It was very tasty.

    I am sorry for your hurting. Now my tummy hurts too.


  2. Oh Reuben, what a despicable trick. We don't have any bacon....and besides, by the time it got to you, everything would be okay again.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

  3. Oh that wuz really not nice. An'we Beaglebratz haz no baconz neether - our mom never buyz any. So sorry.
    May-b if u git x-tra, u can send us sum.
    Shiloh'n Diva Shasta

  4. Dear Reuben, our bacons are in the freezer...if we send them now they might be cooked by the time they reach you. Or your moma and people sister will be home...

    -Otto, Bart and Ruby

  5. Reuben, found bacon. Stop. Sendin' bacon. Stop. Ooops, I also ate bacon. Stop. Gots Ma's plastic to buy more bacon. Stop. Bought tons of bacon. Stop.
    Sendin' it before Ma notices. Stop. Should be there by mornin'. Stop.
    Blamin' huge plastic card bill on squirrels. Stop.
    Enjoy. Stop.

  6. Sending bacon ontop of cheeseburgers. Should get you through a few hours!

  7. Poor you not stop.......sending bacons. Have a serene Sunday.
    Best wishes Molly

  8. We're sorry that they lefted you Reuben, that's just not right!

    We're gonna send you a PIG. That way you will have plenty of bacon for this dire emergency.

    Lily Belle & Muffin

  9. Oh nos! We will send you as much bacon as we can afford on our allowance!


  10. We were gonna send you 87 POUNDS of Bacon.. butt ERNIE the Blubber Butt ate a BUNCH of it... WE sent What was left... So sorry you were lefted like this.

  11. Ahh they be home soon you can make it! Love Dolly

  12. Oh my Dog - the abuse!
    We are going to the bacon shop right now... hold on!
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

  13. On Reuben you poor dawg...Wish you'd come to my cookie tasting...I gave away lots of bacon treats...Have a few left I'm sending you via mystic doggie transport tunnel

  14. Poow Weuben
    i hopes those Bacon delivewies awwive to help you thwoo this howwendoosly twying time
    smoochie kisses

  15. Uh-oh, Reuben. Alone without bacons is a sad story. I can't send you any bacons. Somebody ate them all. Who would do such a thing......?

    Love and bacon-flavored licks,

  16. You poor thing! She deserted you. Hopefully you will get those bacons
    Benny & Lily

  17. We feel your pain. Our Lady is leaving us this week. If we have any bacon left after drowning our sorrows we will send you some. Lee and Phod

  18. LOL. With so many stops in that message, how can you be sure that the bacons weren't mistaken for what's supposed to be stop. I think you need to call Mommy!

  19. I love the idea of people sending bacon!!

  20. We think your mom and people sister should nevers leave you... unless they leave you with a magic stack of bacon... you know where you take one off and another auto-magically appears.

    The beach? Yeah, our mom doesn't like them either... and bacon won't make it up to her.

    Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,

  21. Bacon is on its way, watch for the UPS guy and you will smell it coming. Try not to attack him

    Loveys Sasha


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