Here is the story...
I was minding my businesses, walking around Grandpa man's yard and peeing on stuffs like usual. I no noticed the the dog in the distance.
|That would make a good novel title: "Dog in the Distance." Does you see him all the way back there?|
He approached me, and at first I was like:
|Um, what you is doing, strange dog?|
And then I was like:
|Grr and ruff, strange dog - I will dead you!!!|
But then I was all:
|Ahhhhhh! Get out of here Gretchen, and quit humping me too!!!|
The pictures is all blurry - because THAT is how fast we was going. It was very fast! Mama thoughted my new BFF was playing a little too rough with me, and she carried me inside. But I barked and barked to go back out! Sometimes BFF and Gretchen would run off together, and I no can run as fast as thems on account of my seniorness and also my correct-sized legs, but BFF always came back to me for more playings. I no knows BFF's actual name, for he is new dog of Grandpa man's next door neighbors and we no has been properly introduced. He did nip my ear a few times, which I no really appreciated, and Mama has a worry for how he might be playing with me as he grows into a not-puppy. As you can sees, BFF has freakishly log legs, and they only will get freakisher. But for now, I no can waits to go to farm again and play with my new BFF!
|Can we go now? Now? How about, oh, I no knows - NOW?|
That no was the only fun part of my day at the farm, for also I has taked a ride in the farm truck!
While I was in there, I had a delightful cicada snack. Those cicadas is EVERYWHERE, does you know they only comes out every 17 years? That is why they makes so much noise; they is making up for lost time.
|Is a delicacy.|
|Um.... I no wants to know. Really.|
It was such a fun day that I went home and fell very fast asleep.
|Yes, that is people sister's doll. Sorry, people sister.|
Now. I has just one more thing to says. Friends, my book has traveled across the big waters and made it ALL THE WAY to the Netherregions.... I mean, to the Netherlands. I hope Minet de Boer and my fine fuzzy friend Toby likes it. *wrings paws* How I will live with my personal self if they no does?! (I has a
|Mama wants to squish him due to his fuzzy adorableness.|