Tuesday, May 28, 2013

I gots a new BFF!

Never did I think I would says this, but I has finded another dog that I actually played with. And I liked it!

Here is the story...

I was minding my businesses, walking around Grandpa man's yard and peeing on stuffs like usual. I no noticed the the dog in the distance.

That would make a good novel title: "Dog in the Distance." Does you see him all the way back there?

He approached me, and at first I was like:

Um, what you is doing, strange dog?

And then I was like:

Grr and ruff, strange dog - I will dead you!!!

But then I was all:

Ahhhhhh! Get out of here Gretchen, and quit  humping me too!!!

The pictures is all blurry - because THAT is how fast we was going. It was very fast! Mama thoughted my new BFF was playing a little too rough with me, and she carried me inside. But I barked and barked to go back out! Sometimes BFF and Gretchen would run off together, and I no can run as fast as thems on account of my seniorness and also my correct-sized legs, but BFF always came back to me for more playings. I no knows BFF's actual name, for he is new dog of Grandpa man's next door neighbors and we no has been properly introduced. He did nip my ear a few times, which I no really appreciated, and Mama has a worry for how he might be playing with me as he grows into a not-puppy. As you can sees, BFF has freakishly log legs, and they only will get freakisher. But for now, I no can waits to go to farm again and play with my new BFF!
Can we go  now? Now? How about, oh, I no knows - NOW?

That no was the only fun part of my day at the farm, for also I has taked a ride in the farm truck!

While I was in there, I had a delightful cicada snack. Those cicadas is EVERYWHERE, does you know they only comes out every 17 years? That is why they makes so much noise; they is making up for lost time.

Is a delicacy. 
Also, I has finded this thing:

Um.... I no wants to know. Really. 

It was such a fun day that I went home and fell very fast asleep.

Yes, that is people sister's doll. Sorry, people sister.

Now. I has just one more thing to says. Friends, my book has traveled across the big waters and made it ALL THE WAY to the Netherregions.... I mean, to the Netherlands. I hope Minet de Boer and my fine fuzzy friend Toby likes it. *wrings paws* How I will live with my personal self if they no does?! (I has a secret fear of rejections big hopeful that they will likes it). I hear that Toby does like to read books, and also to chew on shoes.

Mama wants to squish him due to his fuzzy adorableness. 


  1. Oh Reuben, a new BFF, how exciting! We hope that new BFF takes it easier on you the next time. You will probably have to tell new BFF not to bite your ears tho.

    We're glad you had a great time at Grandpa's house.

    Lily Belle & Muffin

  2. Your new BFF sounds great Reuben and we can see you were having a fun time at the farm. Hope you go again soon. Have a terrific Tuesday.
    Best wishes Molly

  3. OMD you have a pawesome new BFF. Love the rough housing! Hope you can have another play date real soon!

  4. Congrats Rueben on your new BFF. Just pawsome playing!
    Bailey, Hazel & Greta

  5. BFFs are the best. I got to wrestle with my BPPs too. We had a ball.

  6. Reuben, you are so hilarious! Gretchen - what are you thinking, BOL.
    You and freakish BFF are having a great time, it is nice to find a friend (wish we were nicer to other dogs.)
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

  7. Reuben, you deserve a nice rest. What a day, I am glad you made a new pal. I am so excited about your book.

    Loveys Sasha

  8. We love your new friend. We think he'll be fun to play with all the time! No wonder you were so tired.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

  9. the pics of you and your bff are just too cute, I cant stand it

    urban hounds

  10. You are so photogenic! we especially love the photos of the truck ride. :) Glad you have a new BFF, hopefully he will keep annoying Gretchen away from you during future playings.

  11. We love your new handsome friend. Good you didn't dead him
    Benny & Lily

  12. Oh Reuben you new BFF looks like tons of funs!!!! OMD, you guys just cracked me up!!! Ma was chucklin' and laughin' and sayin' how cutes you are!!
    I especially liked the pics of you in the pickup ~ and your SNACK!! SCORE!! I've never had a cicada! We don't gets them around heres, I do have lots of beetles to snack on, butts that's the closest thingy.

  13. That does look like the most fun day ever!!

  14. OH new BFF's is just grand! Baby Gus and Maggie often play very rough with me also, like biting my beautiful velvet ears, biting my shapely back legs, and trying to drag me across the floors, after two seconds of rough play I jump up on my mom's lap, to keep her safe! Hey I have never got to ride in a truck before...cool!
    stella rose

  15. It looks like you had a lot of fun with your new BFF!


  16. Dear Reuben,

    It is good to have Dog Friends! I am sure you told that little whipper-snapper what for if he got out of line. You were right the other day when you told me that Little Dogs can be good playing; I think your new friend would agree! Not that you are a Little Not. Nope. You are big and fierce. But, you know, just sayin'...


  17. Reuben, I flat-out LOVE you from your correct-sized legs to your joyous tongue. I wish I could jump on your head. Mom keeps looking on amazon and waiting for your book to be Kindle-ready. Not yet, but we're dying to read it, like crazy. Whenever it comes, I will jump on its head!

    Love and licks,

  18. A new BFF? Awesome! I'm so glad you had so much fun with him. A BFF is such a great thing to have.


  19. LOL. I wanted to talked about your puppy BFF, but it's just hilarious when your mentioned about your cicada snack.

  20. Dude... you have a bff? That is amazing.. not as amazing as the cicada snack... was it poppy when you bit into it? Cause we are thinking there would be a big pop and crunch.

    Hurry and make your kindle edition.. we want to read!!

    Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,


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