Thursday, June 27, 2013

Look out Amazon and Kindle, for here comes Reuben!

Well friends, I has been goned from my dogbloggings for a little while - my chewing, napping and peeing schedules is just OUT OF CONTROL. It seems no matter how much I sleep, how many chews I do, and however much waters I drink (for the peeings), never is I done meeting my many important responsibiities. Oh, and also barking at strangers/people I know/Daddy/anything that moves in a suspicious way.

I has many important responsibilities. 
Right now I is suffering because Mama has taked people sister and NOT me, and gone Away for 6 whole days!!! I is so sad that only bacons can take away this pain. As I said on my Face Books page, it will has to be an entire pig to compensate me for the loss of 6 days with Mama. I will be expecting said pig upon your arrival, MAMA.

AND I has to hang out with this guy. Unfortunately. 

But now for some good newses....

A Guide to Braveries for Small Dogs is now available on Amazon and Kindle!!!

[insert happy wiggle butt dance here]

I also noticed that some peoples was even kind enough to leave me lovely reviews, and I thanks you very much for doing such a thing! If anyone else is so inclined to talk about how amazing I is, I promise to think of you every time I is peeing on something magnificent. Trust me, it is a very big honor! Also, in case you no is knowing, I is giving some of my green papers from selling this book to Almost Home Dachshund Rescue Society so they can continue to help rescue dogs - including seniors like me! - get healthy and find their forever homes.

A Guide to Braveries for Small Dogs, by Reuben and Jamie Stroble
My, what a handsome senior sort of dog. 


  1. OMD! Have you alerted Amazon? We bets their server is gonna explode with all of us rushing over there to pee on, er, we mean buy your book!

    Congratulations to you, the best looking floppy tongue author we know!

    Sam and Pippen

  2. Wow, we are so impressed Reuben!
    We will have to see if they have got it on Kindle in the Yoo-Kay!
    Hope your mom is back soon with that pig.
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

  3. OMD OMD REUBEN what was she thinkin? SIX HUNDRED and 87 DAYS away from you??? How could she???
    You fur SURE deserve an entire PIGGY's Worth of bacons fur this treacherous behavior.

    WE saw your Book at Amazon... and we know all the words in the book too.. be sure to tell your furends to read OUR blog TOMORROW to learn even MORE about your fabulous book. Do you suppose they sell bacons on Amazon?

  4. we are checking on our kindle today!!!
    stella rose

  5. We will check out the book! Mom has a Kindle! Woot!


  6. Can't wait to tell Mom about your book when she gets home!
    Bailey, Hazel & Greta

  7. We hope it is available on Amazon Uk? We check it out and get it at the weekend.
    Best wishes Molly
    PS 6 days...yes a whole pig is in order.

  8. We have a kindle...we'll head over to look for your book. Can't believe you just had Hatfield to hang around with....maybe two pigs are in order.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

  9. oks we we will have to look for it

    urban hounds

  10. OMD!! Ma has been lookin' at buyin' a Kindle FOREVERS now, and Groupon just put up a FABulous deal on one! She has it bookmarked so she can 'think about it', butts maybe YOU BOOK will be the feather that pushes her over the line! Since I'm fairly new to your bloggie, I didn't know you were a beloved author, too!! WOWS! Okay, now I'm gonna MAKE Ma gets that Kindle!!
    Oh, and that just sucks abouts your Moms leavin'....I thinks you SHOULD demand a pig (or three!) just to make up for it! (why didn't 'I' thinks of that?!)
    Ruby ♥

  11. Wow! Reuben, we are so proud to say we know you!!

    Edgar and his mum

  12. Oh happy ears and tail Reuben...great to hear from you...I noticed you been gone and hoped you were OK...of course a busy author like you has so many impawtant stuffs to do..Condogulations on your book being on da Kindle...I'z stealing some green papers from Momz and ordering it right quick!

  13. Yay, Reuben! That is supercalifragilistic news. Not the part about you being left behind for 6 days, but the part about your book being ready to hit the Kindle. Mom bought it already before she even finished reading your post! She was needing something fun to read, because she will be getting surgery soon, and she needs to be cheerful at the hospital while she's missing me for TEN DAYS.

    Love and licks,

  14. Woooohoooo Reuben, you are gonna be famous!! I think a pig is fair and let me know when you get it so I can stop by for a visit.

    Loveys Sasha

  15. I am sending my mom person to buy your book as soon as I am done with this comment! It was my birthday yesterday & that's what I want for a birthday present. We will review it on Pet Blogs United & on Amazon.

    Nubbin wiggles,

  16. Wow congratulations you!!


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