Wednesday, January 2, 2013

A Sonnet for My Chewy




Oh Chewy, how dust I loves thee
Let me does a counting of the ways:

One
You gets so deliciously stinky after I has been chewing on you for all of the whole day. Stinky and wet.

Two
You satisfies my inborn kind of urge to chew. It is a very powerful urge!

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Eleventy
*chewchewchewchewchewchew* what I was talking about? I forgotted. *chewchewchewchewchew*

....omnomnomnomnom chewy....

16 comments:

  1. Reuben the bard! Very nice sonnet. Nom nom nom.

    your pal,
    Garth

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  2. you just crack me up, every time I read your posts.

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  3. There is nothing like a nice chewy to spend the day with.

    Loveys Sasha

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  4. Oh man, I love to chew, chew, chew too Reuben!! :-D Num, nums!!

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  5. Shakespere could not have written a more moving sonnet Reuben, BOL!
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

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  6. BOL funny Reuben. Have a terrific chewy Thursday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  7. Kind of brought a tear to my eye Reuben....

    Hugs,
    Lily Belle

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  8. LOVELY Sonnet My furend.

    Will you be putting on a "PLAY"??????

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  9. Perfect sonnet Reuben...Iz feelin' da same way about me stuffies...speshully when dey sqweek back at me

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  10. Reuben
    You are a poet and I know know it!!
    Hugs Madi your BFFF

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  11. That is a lot of ways to love! Great poem. Lee and Phod

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  12. A dog poet! We need more sonnets and odes to the ways of Reuben! Please. Wag.

    Love,
    Tootsie

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  13. Oh Reuben ! You really DO need to write a book ! It would be a best seller for sure !! :)
    Love , Cheryl and Max and Abby :)

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  14. That was a great sonnet. You sure do have tons of fun with your chewy!

    Poppy

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