Merry Festivitals!

Firstly, I must tells you of this lovely award I has received from my buddy Garth Riley:

BOL.... that stands for Biggest Outstanding Legs, right?

Garth has deemed me to be hilarious enough to be awarded the coveted BOL. I no has an understand why, for I is a dog of many philosophicals and also a journalingist too. And yet I humbly accepts this award! Not that I is one to brag about how humble I is..... ok, yes I am.

Anyway, all I gots to does is pass the award onto another very funny dogblogger. I no could choose, so I passes it to TWO dogblogs: Frankie and Ernie, and also to Puddles.

I think we all remembers this unfortunate but ultimately hilarious event from when we was all going Back to School:

I knows you is innocent Puddles.... ok, maybe you no is.

Yes, Puddles crashed the pizza truck when she went on a pizza-truck-stealing joyride. I think beers was also involved. Shame on you Puddles! You stoled the pizza truck and you never even called ME to be in charge of security!

Frankie and Ernie has been entertaining me this month with the tails of their mama's pure insanity healthy interest in snowmens.

the one in the red hat looks dangerous.

Above you will see that Frankie and Ernie is forcefully subduing said snowmans by sitting on them and possibly also by doing flatulances on them. Good job guys!

Now turning to other matters - the Christmas cardables has been flooding into my mailbox. This year I learned that the creepy man in blue NO IS trying to steal my mails; he actually is BRINGING THEM!!! Never would I have guessed such a thing. Of course, I still barks at him. Having all these wonderful Christmas cardables has made our house really festive! As you will see here:

I was being *slightly* uncooperative in that last one. So thank you to all of the lovely dogbloggers who has sended me cardables! I sended my cardables as well, but I ranned out of thems and sadly I no mailed one to every single dog on the list. So if I no sended you one, I has many sorries. Next year we will has to order more.

Lastly, an unfortunate thing has occured today in the form of Gretchen visiting my house. MINE.

oh, the horrors. 

The first thing she did was pee on my rug. Then she tried to escape through the kitty door. These things happened within the first minute of her visiting. It is just like when she used to live here. Happily, now she gets to leave when Grandpa man leaves. YAY!!!! And so then, Mama tooked a bunch of pictures of Gretchen and people sister looking cute together, for some reason.

Finally, here is one of me looking extremely handsome!

I doesn't always flop my tongue out. But when I does, it is majestic.

Now, Mama's family is coming into town tomorrow to stay with us for a few days, and I maybe no will has time for another dogblogging before Christmasses.

So I wants to wish you all some very Merry Festivitals, from me,
Reuben.

(and unfortunately Hatfield)