I gotted tired of how Mama no was providing me a lap to work in, so I fiercely barked at her until she throwed up her hands and said "ok, fine Reuben, we will go work on the bloggings now."
I mentioned the other day how i gotted another package in the mail - from Garth, for recognitions in his Silly Photo Contest! Here is the story of how I opened them.
I was busy with Blue Humpy Bed when Leah said "guess what Reuben, you has a package!"
|I could make a unsavory joke here, but since I is a gentledog, I no will|
And the next thing I knowed....
|omfg new chewy!!!!1!1!!1!1|
|MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE|
|Has I mentioned already about how this is mine?|
|Notice how I does extra guardings of it with my right front paw|
|It is a marvelous tongue|
Leah's favorite part was the soft fuzzies that came in the ornament box.
|Why the packagings is always the best part for small peoples?|
And look! Not only did I get a chewy, I gotted a chewy that will help with my dentals!
|Eleventy times better than a teethbrush|
Thank yous Garth and Garth's mama for a amazing box!
Pee S: I gotted my first batch of thank yous cards sent to my lovely friends who helped with me and Hatfield's chipin. It was an ordeal of epic proporionings. I included with all of the letters a 4x6 signed photo of me, Reuben. Does you know how many stores Mama had to visit to find a box of 4x6 cards?
Yes, five stores. And still she no founded exactly the right thing. She had to buy half the cards from one store, and half from another, but then the
antelopes envelopes was too small, so she had to buy two things of party invitations from another store, just for the 4x6 antelopes envelopes. Probably now we will has a party, since we has so many blank invitations! Sadly, we no has any antelopes envelopes to send them in. Then she ranned out of stamps and had to go to another store for those too.
The moral of this story is..... um.....
The moral of this story is that the amount of bacons you give Reuben no is ever enough, even when you think it is. You should give Reuben more bacons.
PeePeeS: I gotted my backpack from Sarge for schools, but I no went! I missed Blogville schools but it NO IS my fault. I will explain next time.