Sunday, September 9, 2012

Dog beholds all that is his, which includes everything

And on the seventh day, Dog beholded his domains, and he decided they all was very good.

These is very good.
But then he had to go check on some stuffs, just to make sure.

It smells like catses over here.

This part, it also smells like catses.

I is beginning to think those catses was a mistake.
After peeing over all the catses spots, Dog once again beholded his domains.

Has I mentioned before about how all of this is mine?
But then Dog heard a disturbance.

What that was? Did you heared that?
He went into high alert mode.

Dude, I totally heared something suspicious.
He looked down, and...

Holy molies, there is a catses right there! Ruff ruff!

It was Hatfield the orange kitty, who was so frightened by Reuben's braveries that he ranned away forever and ever and then Reuben was in charge of the house and he gotted a lifetime supply of bacons. Then he rolled in something stinky to show how he was pleased.

Oh how I loves to roll in Stinky Things.

The End. A true story by me, Reuben, about my braveries.

P.S. This story is totally untrue and also very rude to me, Hatfield, a perfect cat.


  1. Reuben,

    I think that's a wonderful story!!! You are an excellent story teller.

    your pal,

    p.s. - I'm amazed you can live with a catses!

  2. Reuben, we know you rule the household there, no matter what the catses say!

  3. Reuben you are the master of your domain! Excellent job on patrol and keeping the stink in the right places

    Loveys Sasha

  4. Rueben this was a very much EXCITING story about how you rid your domain of cates... all except fur that last picture... I think you missed one there buddy. Why not PEE on Hatfield while you are at it. OR would that get you in trouble????
    Congratulations on finding the Stinky stuffs to roll in. Ernie and I did that yesterday... butt then WE had to have Showers. Blech!!!!!

  5. We believe your story, Reuben! Roxy always rolls in stinky stuff here. The other day she got the stinky carcass she rolled in stuck in her collar. SHE was not amused.

    Anyway, everydog knows the 'perfect' cat is the one running away in the distance.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

  6. I think you better talk to Hatfield about the end of the story Reuben! Did you know he snuck in after you left and altered your ending??

    Lily Belle & Muffin

  7. What a marvelous story about your domain! Rolling in stinky stuff was a perfect ending!


  8. Oh my, Reuben that was the greatest story ever told! :-D When I'm surveying my domain, I always get a little peeved at those kitties too!!

  9. Reuben you are the best at Homeland Security. We too patrol for kitties and assorted vermin. Have a lovely Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

  10. Loved the story :) you sure are FULL of braveries!
    It's so hard to say this... But Hatfield actually looked CUTE in the last picture!:)
    peeS. Are we gonna share that lifetime supply of bacons??

  11. Oh I never let any kitties come near my territory!


  12. Hope you are having a good Monday. We have something for you on our blog Housekeeping. Please pop by. Also Bassetmomma is having tinternet problem so we said we'd select a share it Sunday guest blog. Can we host your blog 'questions about me'? Post me a comment to let me know if it is OK.
    Best wishes Molly

  13. Don't worry Reuben it only came to 7 comments.
    Best wishes Molly

  14. We really like your story Reuben! We all have to be careful of those catses!!!

  15. Dear Reuben,

    It is very important to keep a close eye and nose on one's domain. You did a great job; I'm sure your people are very pleased to have you keeping them safe.


  16. Hatfield, we know the truth, and that's all that matters!


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