This is me.
|I is having a nice rest on this blankie.|
This is me after I gotted my BRAND NEW CHEWY!!!
|I has a chewy, and it is MINE!!!|
However, this morning I, Reuben, has gotted in trouble with a different chewy. Having a new chewy made me remember how much all my other chewies is MINE. I was hanging out with Red Chewy on the big bed when Daddy went to pick me up and carry me downstairs. Certainly I is big enough to walk up and down stairs. I just prefers to be carried. But not this morning, for when Daddy came in to scoop me up, I thought he was stealing my chewy and I bited him real hard! And even he was bleeding (on his hand). Everyone had many upsets, and when I saw just how many upsets they had, I began to feel a sorry kind of feeling. So I went to Mama and sat on her, but she no would even give me one belly rub. I must has done a Very Bad Thing.
|Please to not put me in the bath for this Very Bad Thing.|
Mama had to carry me downstairs, since Daddy was bleeding on account of my bitings. Now, all of these dramas happened with Red Chewy. When I got downstairs I remembered about New Blue Chewy. So I picked him up and tooked him outside with me, and he stayed in my mouth while I did my morning pee. I broughted him back inside and I no dropped him until it was time for foodstuffs.
|If you tries to take this chewy I will try to no has so much blood this time.|
|I is watching you, potential Chewy Stealer.|