|Still, they no is good at sharing.|
Now, surely some among you has done this (Mama says she no has. She is lying). On the one paw this behavior may come across as lazy, but in fact it is a kind courtesy to your dog. I works very hard to get my Reuben smell on everything, especially the carpet (we only gots one in the house, so I gives it my full attentions). The vacuum cleaner comes through and then - BAM! - my lovely smell is goned from the rug and instead it smells like burning hairs.
|Here I is hard at work.|
|Yes i has made this mess. No get vacuum please, i cleans it with my tongue, ok?|
Another big problem is the loudness of the vacuum. Of course I no is scared of it, for I no has an afraid of anything, but when it is near sometimes I get cold and start to shake a little. It must be all the cold airs blowing out of it. What I does is stand bravely behind Mama's foots while she is battling the vacuum monster, so at the first sign of dangers I can jump out and bark that stupid thing away. I makes sure to stay right behind Mama's foots for the entire session. Mama always loses, for the rug no longer smells like me and then I has to start my rollings all over again. It is the same thing with the laundry, with which of course I is also a big helper. Mama no is a very good housekeeper.
|I is much better at laundries than she is.|
Now I must look into finding some adventure capatilists, and I gots to send in my paperworks to the patent office. Does any of you dogs want to be my financial backers? We will make enough monies to buy many, many pizza crusts!