|Kitty, you seem to has forgotten this is MY yard.|
|Just sniffing to make sure Gretchen no is a spy.|
|My tongue is still amazing!|
|What? No, I would never sleep in a box of new clothes!|
|Ok, maybe I did. What do you mean my dog bed is right there?|
|I attacks this octopus with brave ferocities!|
|I is very proud of my fearsome tooths. All 9 of them.|
What adventures I will has next? You'll have to come back and see for yourself. I is still working on my "Small Dog's Guide to Braveries," for all the small dogs out there who no is as big and brave as me. Probably I has a new title now: Professor Reuben. I teaches all the basics of self-defense and bark-driven offense. Coming soon!