Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Doesn't you want to know all about me? Of course you does!

My nice friend Tootsie over at Bicontinental Dachshund has challenged me to talk about my self - something I hardly ever does, for I is a very humble dog! So I answers these questions the humbleist I can. Thanks Tootsie!

I humbly waits for belly rubs.

1. Describe yourself in 7 words:

 Brave and handsome dachshund with floppy tongue! 

2. What keeps you up at night?
Intruders! Well, the threat of intruders. Even when I is sleeping soundly all through the nights, still I sleeps vigilantly in case of intruders. 

3. Who would you like to be?  

I would like to be the quality control inspector at the place where they makes the foodstuffs. I tests every one to make sure they has the best possible taste!

4. What are you wearing right now?

Mostly I is wearing my dignity. Oh, and my collar too.

5. What scares you?

What a silly question! I no is scared of anything, ever. Sometimes peoples think I is scared when I is shaking, like in these circumstances: baths, Rottweilers, doors at PetSmart, vacuum cleaner. It is because I get very COLD at these times. I shakes due to COLD, not FEAR!

6. The best and worst of blogging?

The best is showing how handsome, brave and smart I is! However, I would has more tail wags if more of my Face Books friends would  read it! (AHEM Face Books friends... ;)

7. Last website you've visited?

You no saw my last answer? Of course it was Face Books. I likes to share interesting articles, pictures, and philosophical thoughts. Sometimes I also writes about peeing and eating my own barf. 

8. One thing you'd change about yourself?

I is a perfect dog! Well... although my floppy tongue makes me even more extremely adorable, it is floppy because my former owners (whoever they is) no tooked care of my tooths. Now most of my lovely tooths is gone, and I has degeneration in my jaw. Sometimes I gets toothaches. And when I tries to bite Gretchen, my tooths come out! So I would give myself some beautiful healthy tooths. 

Now I think I gots to tag some good dogs! Let me see...

Freddy the Weiner Dog
Doxie Rod
Snoopy's Dog Blog

Most of my friends is Face Books dogs, and they no has dogblogs like me. So I is thinking I needs some more dogblog friends! If you reads my blog, I lets you pee in my yard! It is a very big honor, I assure you!


  1. Very informative, Reuben!!

    I especially think your ideal job as quality control inspector at the Dog Foodables Plant is a top-notch idea!! I like the way you think!!!


  2. PeeS......I have several dog-blog furrends that would just LOVE to meet you....do you mind if I mention you in my next post??? I could tell them to drop by and introduce themselves.....


    1. Yes! I loves to meet new friends, Minna! Although in real lifes, often I is barking very ferociously at new peoples. That is why I does better making dogblog friends. They no is intruding on my territories! I is very happy to meet you *wagwagwagwag*

  3. That was great! It's nice to meet you
    Dachshund Nola

  4. Bwhahahahahaha...OMD, Reuben you cracks me up! I loves your idea of bein' a quality control inspector, dat was a brilliant idea. And I shakes too cuz I is a short haird doxie but I is NOT afraid of nuttin' eithers. You andd me is gonna gets along wonderfully I can already tells.

    Oh and Minna told me bouts you so I just knews i had to come meets you. You has SOOOOOO gots to get into da bloggin' world cuz we has soooooo much fun!


  5. Hi Reuben...I came over from MinnaK's to introduce myself. I, Madi the Diva Cat, and I live in NC too!! My family's very first pet (37 years ago)was a mighty mini Doxie named Toto. He paved the way for my bro Milky-Way (RIP) and me to walk into their lives.
    Hugs Madi

  6. I is happy to meet you both, Puddles & Madi! I no can wait to hear of all your adventures.

  7. We would loves to pee in your yard.
    Love Ruby & Penny

  8. Hey Reuben!
    Wow, what a great list for an obviously great pooch! Minna K sent me and I'm glad to meet you. We'll have lots of Blogville fun together.
    Teeheehee to Ruby & Penny.
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, COP

  9. BTW: My tongue has black splotches all over it! BOL.

  10. Hi Reuben!

    Minna K sent us over. We're not doxies but we have a doxie friend. And we know all of the doxies above (and Sarge who isn't a doxie).

    Hope you get lots of followers, so you can join Blogville.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

  11. Ohhh Reuben yoo is one funnisome guy wee is most pleesed to makes yor aqwantance, wee dids come on ova from Minna Krebs Bloggy n wee is so glads wee dids.
    Uji, Ronnii & Izzy
    xxx xxx xxx

  12. Hiya Reuben,

    You seem like a cool dude, humble too!

    My name is Oskar & I'd like to invite you to be featured on my blog at www.PetBlogsUnited.com. It's a great way to meet new blogging friends. If you're interested you can drop me a line at PBU at comcast dot net.

    Nubbin wiggles,

  13. Great job, Reuben!!! Super-funny...super-BOL!!!

    And I see that Oskar just invited you to be featured on PBU...that's totally pawesome!!! Oskar is a really good dog!

  14. Hi Reuben!! It's Mona & Weenie. We're doxies too. Our dear friend Minna sent us over. We all three were adopted from ATDR in Houston and so was Pickles. We live in Houstom like Minna does.

    It's been storming here for 3 whole days and I don't like to ppe in the rain so I might just come over and pee in your yard.

    Let's be friends. OK!!

    sniff ya later.....Weenie


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