Wednesday, July 24, 2013

A musical Humpy Day

Hello friends, on this auspishious Humpy Day I would like to bring you some beautiful musics. Maybe you no is knowing this about me, but I is a amazing songwriter. In fact, I is writing all of these fantabulous songs that pop tarts pop stars is always stealing from me! I has a call in to my lawyer about this travesty. In the meantime, here is just a few of the #1 hits that I has penned.

Obviously, I was very young when I wroted this song, but I stands firmly behind it as an example of my artistry. This is a rare example of one of my songs being stoled with all of the words to the chorus completely intact (just like I was at this time):

Of course, Adele has butchered my beautiful song "Reuben Has It." Just listen!

Terrible. Here is the correct lyricals:

"Reuben Has It"

I is big; I sprays my pee on the ground
I took my Chewy from you, and now you has a big frown
I likes to chew cause it feels good on my tooths
Now Reuben has it, and I never needs no excuse

Reuben has it (grrrr)
Reuben has it (grrrr)
Reuben has it (grrrr)
Reuben has it (grrrr)

Next up is a song that I was just a puppy when I wroted it. Of course, the lyricals is wrong again:

Here is the correct lyricals:
(*editor's note: People Sister actually wrote this one all by herself!)

"Reuben the Magic Dachshund"

Reuben the magic dachshund lived in a house
He liked to frolic on the farm way outside of town
He has a floppy tongue and a snaggle tooth
And likes to pee on every tree, and has a cat in his house, so back off! 

Reuben the magic dachshund lived in a house
He liked to frolic on the farm way outside of town
He has chewies and beds to keep him satisfied,
And to keep his teeth from hurting, because he only has nine of them.

Clearly, friends, I is owed many royalties from all of these hard works. If my lawyer no can work out the logisticals on this one, then I plans to go pee on their legs.


  1. I like your lyrics better, hands down!!

  2. Those are great songs!


  3. OH Reuben my mom recognizes those songs cos she is old...the dragon one at mostest, you should get those monies from them for sure! by the way, your suggestion on how you sent gretchen to live at grandpa's failed at our house, do you have any other ideas to send margaret on her way?
    stella rose

  4. Reuben you just crack us up. Reminds me of Easy and his Youtube videos by plated jeans misheard song lyrics....go check it out. Have a wonderful Wednesday and go sue pal.
    Best wishes Molly

  5. Reuben I had no idea you were such a talented songwrited in addition to being a major author...You need to put the bitey on theise lyric stealing fiends and collect all the green papers you got coming

  6. Rueben you is just about the most talented dachshund we know!!
    Bailey, Hazel & Greta

  7. Reuben, I would never doubt that you are a genius and I am not at all surprised that you are a gifted song writer. Mommy has a slight problem with Puff as she remembers this song from her childhood when you were probably just a dream. I do like your lyrics and I believe you on the other 2 especially the Adele song, but not Puff. Are you gonna sue Adele? I think you should, you could be rolling in dough.

    Loveys Sasha

    p.s. Reuben has 2 syllables...just sayin

  8. We didn't know you were the original writer. We're going to tell all of our friends and get this straighten this out! Great lyrics.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

  9. Those song stealers should be PUNISHED... No treats or tummy rubs fur 87 years. that sounds fair to US.. Shame on them.

  10. How DARE they steal your musicals Reuben! Your versions are MUCH more IMPRESSIVE!!

    Lily Belle & Muffin

    p.s. We won a drawing over at Frankie & Ernie's blog. We won your book! It came in the mail today and Mommy is going to start reading it to us tonight. We gave you a shout out on Instagram too.

  11. Get yourself a good lawyer, it is not good that all those artists stole your stuff!

  12. The lyrics are clearly your intellectual property, Reuben! You definitely need a good lawyer. I have no idea where to find one!


  13. Oh my dog! Who else tried to play the video and sing with Reuben's lyrics, raise your hand!

  14. You are like Rogers and Hammerstein - only a dog!
    We are looking forward to seeing your millionaire lifestyle with the royalty cheques :)
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

  15. Hi Reuben! Wesa following you knows, too!!
    Much Luvums our new furiend,
    The Slimmer Puggums
    George, Gracie, Toby, Lily, & Mimi

  16. Oh My!! Now that is just not fairs at all dude!!! I thinks you should gets a lawyer ASAP, and gets your green papers from these thieving peeps!!!
    Ma remembers that song ya know (cause she's like as old as a T-Rex...), butts I loves your lyrics TONS better!!! Butts that's no surprise, cause you THE MAN!
    (Well, your THE REUBEN, butts let's not quibble....BOL)
    Tell your human Sis, that I LOVES her lyrics!!! I guess writin' runs in the family, huh?!
    Ruby ♥ ♥ ♥

  17. Dear Reuben,

    You are very talented. I didn't know pee was in so many songs, pawesome!


  18. Oh Reuben! The injustice of it all! Not only have they stolen your songs, they've twisted the lyrics all around! Hope you have a good lawyer, buddy.

    Susan and Wrigs


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