|Rufus ^^ Casey^^|
Casey: Yo Dad, can I gets some monies to go to the dog park with my friends?
Rufus: Well son, you understands that green papers no grows on trees, right?
Rufus: Well, they no does. What does you need monies at the dog park for anyway?
Casey: To buy treats off of all the peoples Dad, duh!
Rufus: Son, you no has any idea how lucky you is. Back in my day -
Casey: Here we goes again - you had to walk five miles uphill both ways in the snows with no booties, right?
Rufus: No, son. You is too young to remember, but we camed from a puppy mill.
Rufus: It was a horrible place that never should exist, ever, anywhere, not even for catses.
Casey: But we got out, Dad! We is safe now.
Rufus: Yes son, but there is many more unfortunate dogs who is stucked in puppy mills as we speaks.
Casey: Hey Dad! Maybe I should give those monies to a rescue group instead of spending it at the dog park!
Rufus: That is a fine idea, son. You makes me has a proud.
Dramatic interpretation enacted by Reuben, a senior sort of dachshund, and Casey, a rescue puppy from Almost Home Dachshund Rescue who is actually a girl, but looked so much like Reuben that I couldn't resist casting her as Rufus' son.