Monday, May 20, 2013

Reuben's book giveaway!

Yes friends, it is the time for me to give away a copy of my new book, A Guide to Braveries for Small Dogs! If you is doing things like leaving a comment on my dogblog, liking my Face Books page, and Tweetering about ME, then you gets like eleventy hundred entries (typist's note: it is actually up to 7). So what you is waiting for; put your logins in the thingy down there and soon you can be learning my many wisdoms and knowledges! Especially about peeing on things and chewing. Contest runs until midnight (EST) on Wednesday, so make sure to does those entries very soon.

a Rafflecopter giveaway

Pee S. This is my first such of a giveaway; please let me know if you has any questions. I has a ginormous sorry, but contest is open to U.S. peoples, dogs and even catses only. My Kindle book will be coming out very soon and I plans to does a giveaway for all of the internashinals.

How you no can melt when fixed by the gaze of my beautiful brown  eyes?


  1. Reuben-I'm truly excited to read your book, even if I don't win it. I do not know if I am brave, but I am good at eating bacon. <3 Violet

  2. We will wait for the international version.

    Lee and Phod

  3. Reuben, I can't wait to get my paws on a copy of your book to learn how to overcomes my fears of waters and big dogs. I truly don't likes the waters and I runs and hides everytimes the waters comes in the yards, I no can pees out there! Also, there's a big dog next door who came over to meet me the other day so she wouldn't bark so much at me cuz she's afeareds of me! Can you believe it? I just tucked in my tail while Momma let her do indescencies to me of many smellings. The inhumanities! Your book will help me a lot Reuben!


  4. We can't enter but we wish you well. Have a marvellous Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

  5. We love to read you every morning, Reuben! We're big fans over here in Pennsylvania! Love,
    Tracy and Schotzie

  6. Oh we love love love to read books about doggies alot, my mom always has her nose in a book. We are pretty brave as long as mom is beside
    stella rose

  7. Hey Reuben!
    Wow, your book sounds amazing and I'm doing two things...first, entering to win! and second, adding this to the BCCalendar. Thanks bunches for hosting!
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, COP

  8. Oh I am melting! You are too cute Reuben!

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    1. Reuben,

      Woof. I am having my message transcribed by mom. It is thundering and I am in the closet with my Thundershirt on. My shirt makes me braver, but not brave enough to go outside. Mom thinks they forgot to test thunder sounds when I was in training to be her service dog...but it's just louder in Florida than NY.
      I would love to meet you, but worry that you would try to gobble me up. You see I am made of 100% milk chocolate and I saw in the photos what you did to Garth and he is only made of 100% vanilla.

      I think your book has the wisdoms of eleventy thousand fortune cookies.
      Wanna know a ha ha?
      The other day in Target some cranky man said to mom in passing.."doesn't look like your service dog has to work very hard"
      -Mom replied " what do you want her to do..Tap Dance?"

      Ha ha ..I,think I may be getting tap dance shoes in size 4paw!

      Olivia The Service Dog

  10. Congratulations on your new book. Getting your book out is pretty awesome. We'd love to get an opportunity to enter the contest... If it's okay with you, I can have it brought here from the US since my sister is coming home this June.

    Anyway, just in case you allow me to join, I have entered the rafflecopter thingy.

    1. Me, I'm not brave. But Chooey sure is... she thwarted the plans of the doggy thieves that stole the people's underwear here at home. She even returned one of the underwear to a girl who was one of the victims... And this is our true story.

  11. If I win, would you give our copy to Lily Belle and Muffin? We would rather have the kindle version of your book of braveries... cause mom reads to us on her phone or kindle all the time.

    Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,

  12. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
    Oh well, we will wait for the international version, BOL!
    Congrats again on your book and good luck to the winner.
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

  13. We love you helping us become brave! We are afraidest when WHN leaves us alone and goes somewhere without us to protect her

  14. Skippy, Dexter, and Nanook do not care for the vet. Dexter screams when his nails are trimmed.

  15. We could listen to you talk for hours, Reuben, so we already know we'll love your book. I can't wait till it's on Kindle, so Mom can read it to me.

    Love and licks,

  16. ooohh! a give away! sign me up, reuben! will you pawtograph the book too?

    edgar and his mum

  17. Reuben I am so proud to have you as my pal who wrote a book. That is sooooooooooooooooo cool. Will you be pawtographing it??

    Loveys Sasha

  18. Reuben we are so excited to read your book that we could just PEE.
    AND we are very much PROUD to know the AUTHOR.. just sayin!!!

  19. We have a kindle...two actually because SHE thought one had been stolen....long story.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

  20. Wrigs shows his braveries by barking fiercely (usually with hair standing on end for added effect) at all who dare to walk past our yard on our road. He also barks fiercely when javelinas come to root around on the hillside below our yard. He has to be constantly on guard and alert for situations that require his braveries. Even though Wrigs is larger than you, Reuben, he bets that he could find some helpful tips in your book. He promises that if he wins, he will not chew on or pee on your book.

    Susan and Wrigs

  21. I am afraid of crickets and grasshoppers. :-)

  22. Either way Reuben, we're gonna read that new book of yours and we can't wait!

    Lily Belle & Muffin

  23. I has a fearfuls of spiders... and running out of bacons.

  24. Reuben, I'm so excited to read your book! My two Weens, Frankie and Fergus, and their "little" brother, Luigi, are even more excited. Luigi has been wanting to write a book so he is anxious to see what yours is like. He said to tell you, "Hello, Mithter Reuben! You are tho cool!"

  25. I never win anything but I do want a copy. Where can I find your book Reuben? I'd like to read it to my Dachsies and Daughters. <3


  26. Hi Reuben, you are a very brave doggie, and a role model to all small dogs on how to have many braveries. My chihuahua Maurice is a small doggie too, who still has many tooths, but not a lot of braveries. He barks at everything that he is scared of. I wish you could share your braveries with him!

  27. OOh, I'd love to read your book!

    Nubbin wiggles,

  28. My Winnie thinks you are so cute! Youz could be cousins cause you look so much alike!

  29. Deer Reuben - you is the bravest most bestest doxie boy we know - I is Chloe a red mini lh girlie and my new side-kick is Mia - a black and tan lh girlie - we's both rescue but not sure what that is. I think it means we are the bestest doggies so gets lots of noms and sleeps in big beds with our peeps. I is very brave so nothing scares me but Mia is afraid of EVERYTHING which is why I is the bravest (next to you). I has teached her that best to bark, bark, bark no matter what - and she has learned good!

    Hugs and wags,
    Chloe and Mia - fans from Northern Cal :>) :>)

  30. Hurray, I made it just in time for the giveaway! I love to read and I am a small dog who is very brave, not really.

    Your pal, Pip

  31. Dear Reuben,

    Sadly I cannot enter your contest. I live in City-by-the-Sea-and-Forest, in the country they call Canada. But I am very proud of you for making this book - you are my hero!


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    urban hounds

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