Or possibly like this:
Dog help us all if he looks like this:
It remains to be seen what kind of awful home break-in will be experienced this year. Stay AWAY from my organic peanut butter biscuits, BUNNICULA.
In related newses - those involving a devilish catses named Hatfield - he is on my last nerve these days. Always using his freakishly limber legs to jump up on tables and counters and eat foodstuffs that should be MINE, based on how I is the most important creature in the house. Here is an example of him being illegally on the counter and also thinking that he is a bird by sitting on these eggs:
|There is way too many confusing things happening here.|
|I hope those foots no accidentally slips and kicks you, Hatfield.|
|On guards and ready for actions - from Bunnicula, Hatfield, or any other rude intruders intruding into my personal home.|